Don't Get Die Harded
NBA playoffs recap, feat. The Washington Wizards Lane Kiffin Was Right (weird!) Kirby says the quiet part (whoops!) Ted Cruz egg discourse returns (sorry!) Georgia mercenary lore Dangerous toys of the twentieth century Bison breeding detour Jaxson Dart conspiracy theory debunked (by replacing it with another, better conspiracy theory) (that's not real either) We're all getting really into crying, join us The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you) Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Wes Hunt DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz